Astarion’s Vatican Breach
Hold onto your holy water! The world of gaming has taken a curious turn as Astarion, a charming vampire from Baldur’s Gate 3, has allegedly breached the Vatican. According to Larian Studios’ director of publishing, this remarkable event coincides with the sale of two copies of Baldur’s Gate 3 in the city-state. Yes, you read that right—two copies!
An Unlikely Market
You might be pondering why on earth two gamers in Vatican City decided to dive into the world of Baldur’s Gate 3. Perhaps they felt that the divine spark needed a little dark flair, or maybe they’re simply tired of religious texts and are seeking an epic role-playing adventure instead. Whatever the reason, it seems that Astarion’s allure is strong enough to penetrate even the most sacred walls.
What’s Next for Baldur’s Gate 3?
The fruitful collaboration between Larian Studios and the gaming community has evidently paid off, with sales figures proving that Baldur’s Gate 3 has become a phenomenon. Will there be a surge of conversions from holy scripture to Dungeons and Dragons? As we await the Vatican’s official stance on the matter—and possibly a papal decree against gaming—we can only imagine what whimsical turn of events might unfold in this unexpected crossover.
