Exclusive Parties and Hurt Feelings
Oh, the bittersweet taste of exclusivity! FromSoftware’s much-anticipated co-op roguelike spinoff, Elden Ring: Nightreign, is rolling out a closed network test, but guess what? PC players are left out in the cold—swirling in a whirlwind of emails and internet forums filled with console warriors celebrating their victory.
Why the Exclusion Stings
As a proud PC gamer (well, more of a writer with a deep-seated love for a keyboard and mouse), the news definitely stings. As everyone knows, we’ve already won the console war. While other bricks—I’m looking at you, outdated consoles—have been declared obsolete, here I am, observing from the sidelines. Honestly, I’m attempting to channel my inner Zen. I mean, who needs exclusive gameplay when you have the luxury of endless Steam sales? Right?
Details of the Test: For the Lucky Few
Now, for those fortunate enough to wield a PS5 or an Xbox Series X|S, pay attention! Between February 14 and 17, you can dive into five exclusive sessions of gameplay, each lasting a tantalizing three hours. Revel in your console glory while I dive deep into my collection of unplayed Steam titles. Don’t worry about me, I’ll just be over here, totally normal and happy for you, of course!
For all of you lucky ones enjoying your console’s exclusive invite, make sure to soak in every moment. As for me, I’ll be dreaming of a future that includes PC love. Good luck, elite players—don’t forget to send me your heartfelt reports from the battlefield!
