Welcome to the Drug-Dealing Simulator
Schedule 1 is the sort of indie game that really leaves an impression the longer you immerse yourself in its intricacies. On the surface, you’re tasked with growing weed in a cramped apartment, but it’s really the quirky residents of this clockwork town that make the game truly captivating.
Jessi: The Firecracker of the Community
First up, we have Jessi, a real community favorite for her, let’s say, unique personality. She’s one of your initial regulars, and let’s just say that when Jessi needs her goods, she doesn’t mince words! You can expect a text pop-up that reads something like, “HEY, I NEED 7 BIO STINK RIGHT NOW. I HAVE $400.” Now that’s what I call being direct! Jessi’s a bit of a jerk, but hey, who doesn’t love a straight shooter? You can easily upsell her on more units or consider overcharging her just because she’s quick on the trigger.
Kyle: The Overworked Taco Enthusiast
Then there’s Kyle, your quintessential chilled-out dude. Watching his daily grind is like following a reality show—except it’s much more mundane. Kyle works at Taco Ticklers, where his schedule is downright brutal. A Reddit user once tracked his activities, revealing that he’s pulling 14-hour shifts most days. Talk about dedication! No wonder he’s often in need of a little herbal assistance. The fact that he’s the lone employee at Taco Ticklers is both hilarious and heartbreaking.
From Jessi’s exuberance to Kyle’s exhausting work-life, Schedule 1 delivers unique narratives that make the simple act of drug dealing an exploration of human quirks and challenges. The intricacies of the game’s characters shine as you run your burgeoning empire, making every order a delightful dance of strategy and personality.