What Just Happened?
In a twist that even the most seasoned internet denizens couldn’t see coming, the official artbook for Assassin’s Creed Shadows has mysteriously surfaced on a hentai website. Yes, you read that right. Someone decided to leak the artbook—not on an official platform, but amidst a treasure trove of cartoon pornography. It’s a modern-day Pimpernel scenario, only with fewer capes and more anime stylings.
The Detective Work of Redditors
Spotted by an eagle-eyed Reddit user—a genuine role model for all aspiring digital sleuths—this scandalous leak occurred just days ago. Despite the immediate takedown by the mysterious forces at Ubisoft (or perhaps the internet itself), I managed to confirm its presence before the virtual sands of time whisked it away. For context, hentai, which translates as ‘pervert’ in Japanese, generally goes hand in hand with unique anime artistry. And while the artbook offers a rich collection of designs from feudal Japan, don’t hold your breath expecting a steamy narrative within its pages.
Art Meets Intrigue
So what doesn’t it lack? A myriad of character designs and lush landscapes that’ll make you weep with excitement—or confusion, depending on your knowledge of Assassin’s Creed lore. I mean, who wouldn’t want to know what kind of fiendish foes they’ll face or who that eternally cheerful child in the key art is? Spoiler alert: he’s just an eight-year-old bundle of relentless positivity with a pet monkey—perfect for a mission! After all, nothing screams ‘ancient combat’ like a cute pet sidekick.
With the shadows playing tricks on our desires and our search for the latest buzz, one can only wonder how this odd amalgamation happened. Was it a hacker with a penchant for anime? A bored employee with a colorful imagination? For now, it’s unclear. But for those dying to witness the marvels of Assassin’s Creed Shadows, hold tight—it may just be a pixelated mouse-click away!
